Inexplicable Groping.

When that black guy was illegally pulling through the parking lot at 30mph, and he almost hit you.

When that opossum came out of nowhere.

When we made love.

…Wait, what?

"I broke my arm!" "She broke her arm!" 

"I broke my arm!" 
"She broke her arm!" 

"She’s a spy!"

"She’s a spy!"

I just want to be this kid.

I just want to be this kid.

"There’s no password to get in. When you get to the door just do the Cosby face."

"There’s no password to get in. When you get to the door just do the Cosby face."

mutantrabbits:

This place has everything: tweakers, skeevies, spud web, a child…….. and a russian guy who runs on the treadmill in a Cosby sweater. So come on down this weekend. The bouncer is a bulldog, who looks like Wilford Brimley, and the password is: DIABEETUS.
-Stefon (city Correspondent)

"New York’s hottest club is ‘He-eeeyy!’ Built from the bucket list of a dying pervert."

mutantrabbits:

This place has everything: tweakers, skeevies, spud web, a child…….. and a russian guy who runs on the treadmill in a Cosby sweater. So come on down this weekend. The bouncer is a bulldog, who looks like Wilford Brimley, and the password is: DIABEETUS.

-Stefon (city Correspondent)

"New York’s hottest club is ‘He-eeeyy!’ Built from the bucket list of a dying pervert."

If JT wasn’t a famous popstar, he’d be a famous comedian on SNL.
"Bring it on down to Liquorville!"

If JT wasn’t a famous popstar, he’d be a famous comedian on SNL.

"Bring it on down to Liquorville!"

Jay owns my heart.

Jay owns my heart.

Daniel Radcliffe was so good on SNL, oh my goodness, feelings for him are forming that I wasn’t aware existed…
Sadly, I am not worried by this.

Daniel Radcliffe was so good on SNL, oh my goodness, feelings for him are forming that I wasn’t aware existed…

Sadly, I am not worried by this.

For you, Rachel.
Thank you for your freakishly accurate depiction of my place in the family.

For you, Rachel.

Thank you for your freakishly accurate depiction of my place in the family.

I want. So badly.

I want. So badly.

Mikey, get in my bed.

Mikey, get in my bed.

I love him.

I love him.