When that black guy was illegally pulling through the parking lot at 30mph, and he almost hit you.
When that opossum came out of nowhere.
When we made love.
This place has everything: tweakers, skeevies, spud web, a child…….. and a russian guy who runs on the treadmill in a Cosby sweater. So come on down this weekend. The bouncer is a bulldog, who looks like Wilford Brimley, and the password is: DIABEETUS.
-Stefon (city Correspondent)
“New York’s hottest club is ‘He-eeeyy!’ Built from the bucket list of a dying pervert.”
Daniel Radcliffe was so good on SNL, oh my goodness, feelings for him are forming that I wasn’t aware existed…
Sadly, I am not worried by this.